tonyballer:

what if you have sex with somebody from tumblr and accidentally moan their url instead of their name

benedictatorship:

thearcanetheory:

sundaemournings:

sharks-not-narcs:

siempre-chill:

• what the fuck should I make for dinner

• what the fuck should I listen to now

• what the fuck should I do today

• what the fuck should I do with my life

• where the fuck should I go for drinks

• what’s the fucking weather

holy shit yes

This is the best thing to ever happen.

WOAH. That’s so excellent!!!

omg

moonleaping:

This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. 
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.